I hate them and I must stop watching. Let’s talk about something else.
I don’t know if you noticed the amazing awesomeness of my weather widget on the News page or not, but you should. The cool thing about it is that it figures out where you are based on your IP address, and displays the weather for that city. I know! I’ll give you a minute to let the awesomeness of that sink in. If it can’t figure out where you are, it displays the weather for Rehoboth Beach. Why not?
Tigers just retired the inning. I’ll watch them bat, I guess.
Okay, so the Tigers are down 0-2 against the Texas Rangers. What a stupid name, “Rangers.” But I digress…
The Lions however, played its first game in over 10 years on Monday Night Football last night and beat da Bears 24-13 in front of the largest crowd ever at Ford Field. The crowd was so loud that the Bears had a record number of false start penalties because they just couldn’t hear the count.
The Lions are 5-0 for the first time since 1956. I was 5. Who are these guys and what have they done with my Lions? Where is Wayne Fontes and his hideous yet hilarious play calling? Speaking of that era, Barry Sanders was co-captain for the team last night and he did a voice over for the Monday Night Football intro – so much better than than that Confederate wingnut bonehead Hank Williams Jr. Glad he’s off my TeeVee.
Calvin Johnson had a 73 yard TD reception; Jahvid Best had an 88 yard TD run; Brandon Pettigrew had an 18 yard TD reception. Detroit’s defense was all over Jay Cutler all night. It was a great game marred only by too much passing & not enough running.
Here’s a link to video highlights because the NFL won’t let anyone embed its precious, precious video.
The Tigers have put all five starters on the roster for their playoff series against the New York Yankees. Game 1 is tonight.
Justin Verlander, Doug Fister and Max Scherzer are the first three starters against the Yankees. The roster also includes Rick Porcello and Brad Penny instead of an additional reliever.
I was putting hoses away this morning when I tripped and fell on a rock. I probably bruised…no, fractured…no, wait, broke…yes, that’s it, I broke a rib. The bone fragment is probably sticking out of my back where I can’t see it. Consequently, I was forced to sit in a La-Z-Boy chair all day watching football…for medical reasons. You understand.
I see where the mighty Lions had their most lopsided regular-season win in franchise history. They beat the KC Chiefs 48-3. The last time the Lions won the NFL championship game was 1957. I was 6. They have never played in a Super Bowl. This is the Lions’ year. Go Lions!
It appears that my local sporting franchise also performed in a tournament today. The Washington Redskins beat the Arizona Cardinals by one point. They went ahead with a minute and a half left to play, causing me to stop yelling at my TV. The Redskins outplayed the Cardinals in all aspects of the game, and should have had a game similar to that of the Lions, and probably would have if they had a quarterback who didn’t throw 2 interceptions and have countless tipped passes. Just sayin’…
I’m looking at the little model of Tiger Stadium sitting on my desk that Paul Fahrenkopf gave me. As of today, the Tigers are #1 in their division. The White Sox are #2 and 13 games back. Nice! Last time the Tigers played in the venerable old Tiger Stadium it was 1999, and they ended that year in the middle of the pack. Things look much better this year.
To display your local weather, click on the 3 short lines at the top right of the widget. Delete “Washington D.C.,” and start typing the name of your nearest fairly large city. When the correct city appears in the drop down list, select it. Wait for the Page to reload, and there’s your weather. The page should remember your city.
I hate them and I must stop watching. Let’s talk about something else.
